Saturday, April 30, 2011

Royal Wedding-Behind the Palace balcony 英國皇家婚禮幕後犀利篇

I know, I know, We are all had enough about the Royal Wedding but the flower girl said the best:

討厭, 親嘴的聲音太大啦!
Original photo from Rickey.org

But, don't you want to know what had happened after Prince William kissed Kate on the Palace balcony?
Prince William: "COOL! It's good to be a prince- I don't have to work, I could be king someday ---"
Prince Charles (thinking): "COOL! It's good to be a prince- I don't have to work, I could be king someday ---, I can have a woman on the side ----"
Kate: "O.K. Don't get so carried away --- soon you'll be thinking like your father ---"


The End

Royal Wedding-Behind the Palace balcony 英國皇家婚禮幕後犀利篇

I know, I know, We are all had enough about the Royal Wedding but the flower girl said the best:

討厭, 親嘴的聲音太大啦!
Original photo from Rickey.org

But, don't you want to know what had happened after Prince William kissed Kate on the Palace balcony?
Prince William: "COOL! It's good to be a prince- I don't have to work, I could be king someday ---"
Prince Charles (thinking): "COOL! It's good to be a prince- I don't have to work, I could be king someday ---, I can have a woman on the side ----"
Kate: "O.K. Don't get so carried away --- soon you'll be thinking like your father ---"


The End

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Happy Easter. 美國復活節快樂 Is SUV safe? 四輪越野車安全嗎?

Happy Egg Hunt.

Kid: "Hey Mom and Dad, I found a lot of eggs in one spot".
Dad: "I hope he found our missing Nest Egg". 

Is SUV safe? 

Do you think the SUV is a family car and safe to drive? The answer is "yes":
You were right not to hijack that big SUV. Especially since it was down to 1/4 tank. We can't afford the gas ----.
 

Happy Easter. 美國復活節快樂 Is SUV safe? 四輪越野車安全嗎?

Happy Egg Hunt.

Kid: "Hey Mom and Dad, I found a lot of eggs in one spot".
Dad: "I hope he found our missing Nest Egg". 

Is SUV safe? 

Do you think the SUV is a family car and safe to drive? The answer is "yes":
You were right not to hijack that big SUV. Especially since it was down to 1/4 tank. We can't afford the gas ----.
 

Monday, April 18, 2011

Finally, the tax season is over-- 總算把稅報啦

Hey, give me a break, will you? I've just paid the taxes ---

   

Finally, the tax season is over-- 總算把稅報啦

Hey, give me a break, will you? I've just paid the taxes ---

   

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Holed Southwest Airlines plane. OUCH, is Obama ready for 2012?





     How was the physical?
     Turns out I've been suffering from osteoporosis --- which explains why I've been falling   apart recently.

FAA orders plane inspections after Southwest Airlines incident

美國西南航空公司4月1日發表聲明說,西南航空一架客機當天因飛行途中機身破損緊急降落亞利桑那州一座軍事基地,無人受傷。



OUCH, is Obama ready for 2012?
美國歐巴馬總統已宣佈參選2012年大選,他準備好了嗎?

Holed Southwest Airlines plane. OUCH, is Obama ready for 2012?





     How was the physical?
     Turns out I've been suffering from osteoporosis --- which explains why I've been falling   apart recently.

FAA orders plane inspections after Southwest Airlines incident

美國西南航空公司4月1日發表聲明說,西南航空一架客機當天因飛行途中機身破損緊急降落亞利桑那州一座軍事基地,無人受傷。



OUCH, is Obama ready for 2012?
美國歐巴馬總統已宣佈參選2012年大選,他準備好了嗎?